VENABLES TAUNTS CRISTOBAL FOR NO APPARENT REASON

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“Knock, Knock”

“Who’s there?”

“Brent Venables”

“Brent Venables, who?”

Exactly.

That’s the question. Who in the name of Bud Wilkerson does Brent Venables, coming off of a fresh 6-7 start in 2022, his first season as a Head Coach, think he is?

He has taken to throwing shade on Miami’s second-year Head Coach Mario Cristobal, who won a PAC-12 title while at Oregon.

Venables called out Cristobal on Friday in an interview with College Sports on Sirius XM.

“6-7. None of it’s any good, right? Venables blurted out referring to his own team’s subpar record of a year ago.

Then he took his shot at Super Mario.

“But had we gotten blown out by Middle Tennessee (State), had we gotten beat by Florida State 45-3, the conversation is probably a little different.”

Perhaps Venables forgot that his Boomer Sooners went bust in a rivalry game against Quinn Ewers and Texas, losing 49-0. Brent’s first season in Norman was not as successful as he would have liked.

The last time I saw a beating like that, Mike Tyson beat the crap out of Peter McNeeley after getting released from prison.

The Sooners’ cannon that goes off after touchdowns was fired as often as a French weapon in World War II.

In fact, for the first time since 1998, the Sooners finished with a losing record.

The Sooners also lost four out of their last five games in 2022. That cannot give the squad, or Venables, an optimistic look to their final season in the Big XII.

This all came after they lost Lincoln Riley and Caleb Williams to the University of Southern California. The Sooners are just a bunch of losers.

Talking about the Hurricanes’ 5-7 record last year, Cristobal knew they were going to be bad. However, what the hell is Venables doing picking on Cristobal and the Hurricanes? They do not play each other and are not even in the same conference. It takes six planes to get to Norman from Miami and no one wants to go there.

I betcha Venables took a shot a Cristobal to try and win over recruits. Too bad he is a day late and a dollar short.

Five-star Wide Receiver Jojo Trader from Hollywood Chaminade-Madonna committed to Miami Thursday night and there was no Oklahoma hat to be found. Miami is working on a solution to its problems while Venables wants to deflect the attention away from his own dumpster fire of a team and troll other coaches.

Oklahoma will move to the SEC in 2024, along with Texas, and they get to face the likes of Alabama, Tennessee, Auburn, and Florida. Have fun, Brent. Cherish that 6-7 record. Your team still sucks and will get even worse.

Is he going to talk smack about Nick Saban, Hugh Freeze? Good luck with that, Brent. Once you hit the SEC, buy some paper plates because you will never get to the Bowls.

Venables, the former championship-winning Defensive Coordinator at Clemson, entered his first year as a head coach with the Sooners. He had a defensive unit that was so bad they could not stop the Robinson Convalescent Center from gashing them for a plethora of yardage and points.

Oh snap, Texas just scored again.

The Sooners allowed an average of 30 points per game and went 1-6 in games where they gave up 30 points or more.

Hey Brent, tell your Athletic Director to schedule Miami so we can get a piece. The Oklahoma-Miami rivalry was popular in the 1980s as Miami racked up National Titles and Brian Bosworth while the Sooners were run out of town like they owed Jimmy Johnson child support.

Cristobal, meanwhile, could not be reached for comment by College Football Dawgs, but he is probably getting the last laugh. He is sipping his Cafecito in the outskirts of Miami, knowing he is building a solid program and has a top-10 recruiting class.

All Venables has is an All-You-Can-Eat Waffle House just outside of Norman.